I've never understood why women feel the need to show off there underwear. Last night, while putting in my picks for Fantasy Football, drinking my triple Jack Daniels, a fairly attractive redhead sat down at the bar a seat away from me. Of course the first thing I noticed was her lime green thong sticking out of her pants. Now, don't get me wrong.. I'm all for seeing thongage. I don't get laid nearly enough so when I can actually see some skin and underwear the space shuttle takes off in my pants. It's why I rarely talk to women like this. She's probably three kinds of loose in ways I only dream about, but if I were to open my mouth to her, the next thing after "Hi" is going to be "Why the fuck do you show your thong to the world?".